I say when life gives you lemons, play a game of fetch with Bella! She is such a funny girl, she is always making me laugh. Tonight I bought her a pack of 4 brand new balls for her to play fetch with. Well, she couldn't decide which of the four balls she wanted to play with, so she kept going back and forth to each ball over and over again. She was trying really hard to put both of them in her mouth at the same time, but her mouth wasn't big enough. She is such a silly girl! Kadi is my sweet girl, always there to cuddle and love you when you feel upset. My Bella is the clown of the household and if she can't make you laugh, then nothing can make you laugh! I always call those two "Sugar and Spice." Kadi is the sugar and Bella is the spice!
Anyway, I saw a saying on cafepress.com on a shirt design and first it made me laugh, then I thought hmm... this is Bella's way of thinking about everything! Here it goes:
Dachshund Property Laws:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If it's edible, it's mine.
9. If you have something, and put it down, it's mine.
10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
11. If I get tired of it, it's yours.
12. If I want it back, it's mine.
